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Only a few days to go and mission control has begun the countdown sequence. Packing! Who do you know that likes packing? What to put in, on and out ... more angst ... but you know you want more ... That's the beauty of travelling it shakes the tree and gives the old brain a workout: "Did I redirect the mail? What about changing the insurances? Do we leave the water on? Have I got all the medications I need? Have I got enough foreign currency? Embrocation; where's the bottle of embrocation for my knees?... Why the devil am I doing this? ... Pass the whiskey please ..."

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Booking A Trip Sure Wears Me Out

So we decided to go to Strasbourg for a few days in August. Three hours later with the computer having apoplexy and sweat dripping from my fingers and brow, I managed to book everything. What with passwords for every site and booking payments I think I've covered every combination of birthdays, weddings and funerals plus dogs names and favourite teachers and school subjects I've ever known. That's the internet Freddy Boy; quick as a flash so long as you don't actually want to do something a bit complicated.  I think it's time for a little nap ...

What? There's No Butler!

By Jove, things have taken a queer turn. From hovel to the recognition we deserve - yes it's Bilton Manor. Being a Fitz has some compensations but there are some drawbacks - there is no butler! Well, we had to say no. Sorry, just couldn't take up residence without one. I say, it's just not done. What would the people at the hunt say. No. We will do the right thing and take up residence in a modest apartment adjacent to a high class purveyor of  quality victuals and fine wines. Between you and me, modern plumbing and under-floor heating has advantages that just can not be overlooked.

A Handyman's Project

All it needs is a lick of paint and a tidy-up. Situated in a quiet rural location this prime property only needs some TLC from a discerning tenant. Ideal for a holiday hide-a-way and priced to go. Don't miss this exceptional opportunity to experience a unique life-style.

I'm getting the a distinct feeling of PANIC!!