Orsetrailier Day Mate - Fair Dinky Clobber!

G'day mate. Owdya Be? It's Orsetrailier Day mate; a day for mates, mate-ship and mating at a matey barbie with your mates at a mates place with their mates being matey. That's the matey Orstrailian Way mate. A day to burn the traditional Orstralian National Dish mate. Snags and steak mate. Washed down with a couple of six-packs of  beer mate. No worries mate! No veggies mate. No wog food mate. Mate it's just Ossie tucker mate. It's the Ozzie Way mate.

Don't forget to drink and drive mate - it's tradition mate!